Waiting to call it

I'm waiting for Rick Warren's gay prostitute/affair scandal. I'll go for a straight affair too, but my guess is straight up gay.

Some comically inclined artist should draw Warren while incorporating a closet in some strategic fashion.

Dork in a Poncho

The above images were taken at the Asian Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) summit in Lima, Peru, where Bush joined representatives from numerous other nations.

Yes, I picked the photos that made him look most idiotic. At least Bush is good for a nice therapeutic laugh every now and then; he owes us that much for goodness sake!